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Good question…
The trouble with working with Hollywood types is, as a lowly PR droid, you are subject to the whims and egotistical demands of the ‘talent’. Between you and me, my colleagues and I are getting a little sick of Sharktopus’ constant requests from Brine Lattes and Fresh Sealions.
It’s not Sharktopus’ fault. He’s had fame thrust upon him because of his unique look (which Vogue and ID magazine have both declared ‘this summers hot trend’) and ability to kill bloodily on both land and sea. No wonder he’s having trouble adjusting. Still, when everyone finally sits down to watch the movie, all the 4am trips to the fish market and late night runs to find more tinned sardines will have been worth it. Sharktopus truly is ‘The Citizen Kane of Giant Aqua-Fiend movies’ and when next year’s Oscars come around, I can see Sharktopus dragging himself up to the stage on his eight tentacles to accept the award and maybe feast greedily on Billy Crystal’s face.
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Now he’s broken into the world of serious acting, watch out for upcoming roles in the new underwater re-imaginging of To Kill A Mockingbird where he’ll be essaying the role of Atticus Finch and the all saltwater cast remake of Raging Bull.
Obsessive fans (and, since he’ll been featured in Tatler, OK and Heat, chewing up some of London’s hottest Actress/Singer/Model/Whatevers, he’s made quite a few…) can keep up with Sharktopus as he parties in the UK, enjoys his new found fame and visits the sites. Visit the official ‘WHERE’S SHARKTOPUS? FACEBOOK PAGE‘ for the latest pictures.
Who knows. we might get lucky and snap him tumbling out of Stringfellows at three in the morning with Katie Price’s thigh stuck in his teeth…
SHARKTOPUS IS COMING!
