My film would be... Vampire Asshole. Its the story of a man who was bitten on the ring by a partially blind vampire, and now his rectum craves human blood!!! This man, played by Ron Jeremy, can't control it when his date attacks, with fangs on the necks of beautiful young women... naked beautiful young women.
The only thing the Vampire Asshole is afraid of is breakdancing, as if he can't resist the beat and starts to dance, and slips over onto something, well, a stake through the freckle will surely destroy it.
2 millions tops and it would easily rival Evil Clutch!!!
By the way, sequels will include Scars of the Vampire Asshole, Taste the Ass of Dracula and Vampire Asshole - Ass of Darkness.
Hello... is anyone there?
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