[darthelvis]

The Dark King has been working on opening a chain of Burger joints called Burger Sith, ain't no flame grilled burgers in my restaurant, I cook my meat with force lightning, lava & lightsabre!

The house burger is known as the Stormburger. A stormtrooper patty which has been forced choked to seal in the flavour before being sliced up with my lightsabre and cooked up good & crispy with force lightning. This burger is served up with red harvest sauce, an ewok fritter & blue milkshake on the side.

For those who like their meat on the bone we have Skywalkers, deep fried Jedi fingers. This is an ideal starter served on a bed of Tauntaun intestines and you thought they smelt bad on the outside!

To finish off your meal we have Sticky Toffee Padme. What tastes better than the galaxies hottest hottie covered with sticky toffee sauce! The Dark King is salivating at the thought!!!