[jiraffejustin]

People
"People, eat the shit out of them"

1) Head Soup - A freshly decapitated head is spooned out and filled with the blood of a freshly sacrificed virgin and slowly simmered until it reaches the perfect temperature. Then the skin of a newborn is peeled and shredded into the soup and mixed to create the perfect creamy texture.

2) Un Humaine Andalou - My favorite part of the meal. To recreate the scene from the short film "Un Chien Andalou," we have our chefs perfectly slice open the eyeball of a young Andalusian woman directly on your plate. These juices top the Andalusian steak that is waiting for you to devour it. This steak is cut from the perfectly sized Andalusian male's hindquarters. You can order it rare, medium rare, or well done.

3) Cocksicles - Each of the young men that are caught for our fine establishment are all immediately removed of their penises. These penises are put into a chiller. Then they are injected with a flavor baster. There is over 30 flavors to choose from, including (but not limited to) Banana Brain, Strawberry Spleen, Yummy Uterus, and Ham Heart.

Another option at the restaurant is for those with a taste for feces. If they want they can literally eat the shit out of a roasted corpse. Not my favorite.