I don't have a picture of her, (god, I wish I did...or could at least find her on Facebook) but I fell in love with this one girl a couple of years back when the Obama/McCain election was going on. This wonderful woman was dressed as Sarah Palin and had a stuffed polar bear bursting out of her chest and named herself "PALIEN". Genius. I was drunk as hell and followed her around that night, expressing my love for her. She said, "but your girlfriend is hot." I acknowledged that fact but told her I was simply taken by her originality. My girlfriend agreed that Palien was awesome and we all took a picture together (I was a dirty priest and she was a bad catholic schoolgirl). I gave Palien (who claims her real name was Dixie) my email address to forward the picture, but never heard from her again.
Dear Palien, if you are out there by chance reading this British cult movie forum, PM me!!
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