ON THE TRAIL OF THE WICKER MAN (Robin Hardy)

[Nosferatu@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Daemonia

You might not be able to see to report back. You'll have probably gouged your eyes out with a rusty spoon before the end of the film. Even that would be less painful than watching this shit.

Well, I made it to the end without any form of self-mutilation but wow, I don't think 90 minutes has ever felt so long. It's a film without the slightest hint of atmosphere, tension or dread and so many badly written lines, which are woefully delivered by the terrible cast, that I really wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry.

It's definitely only one to watch out of morbid curiosity.

[The Reaper Man@Cult Labs]

Original is best here please guys!

TWT has it's own thread.......

http://www.cult-labs.com/forums/brit...cs-thread.html

Now,anyone planning a trip to 'Summerisle' territory?

I'm heading back in October!

[The Reaper Man@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Daemonia

No - but I would! I'd even take along my acoustic and join in good and proper. Let the ale flow and bawdy songs begin - just my idea of a great night out!

I missed the night in the actual Green Man Inn in Creetown by a few nights.....

Would've been a great night!

[The Reaper Man@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Daemonia

And when I say great night out, I don't mean a night out that ends up with me inside a burning Wicker Man. We can skip that part.

Beat me to it.......

But hey,this is Scotland.We burn people in huge sacrificial bonfires!

Hey listen,I've walked into a few pubs in my time and had that look from the locals......just a swift half please barmaid!

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[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by The Reaper Man@Cult Labs

Hey listen,I've walked into a few pubs in my time and had that look from the locals......just a swif half please barmaid!

Well you would wouldn't you.

Since when does a Scot ask for a swift half.?

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

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Cool, i'm a Wicker Man.

[The Reaper Man@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Demdike

Well you would wouldn't you.

Since when does a Scot ask for a swift half.?

When the locals look like the punters from The Slaughtered Lamb who've just missed the dartboard.....