I first saw them at Amazon, so there wasn't a back cover. I just saw Maria on the cover and thought she was some end of shelf life porn star and pictured her doing PG rated seductive bits before, during, and at the end of the movie. The kind of stuff you'd see back in the 80s on USA, weekend nights, when phone chat 900 number commercials were all the rage.
That or her standing there trying to read cue cards but having a hard time reading. Then she jiggles.
Next month I'll see how wrong/right I was