[VicDakin]

Den: D'you see the Whistle Test last night?

Colin: Sort of, yeah, but I... I was really stoned, you know, and I drank a bottle of brandy, and... yeah, I was with this chick and we were just about to get down to it - huh - I went and put my foot through the television set.

Vim: Oh no!

Colin: Yeah, so it sort of blew up a bit, you know, and set fire to the curtains, and I missed the second half of the show, so...

Den: I bet your mum was really angry!

Colin: Well... she wasn't there, was she, Den?

Den: Yeah, but, I mean, when she gets back, she's gonna be...

Colin: No, Den, Den, she won't be getting back.

Den: How come?

Colin: 'Cause... 'cause she's dead.

Den: Eh?

Vim: She's dead, Den.

Den: Oh, I get it. Alan's called Vim and your mum's dead. (Colin shakes his head in despair.) Can we cut this bit as well, please?