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Old 6th May 2012, 04:09 PM
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Well, I'm not too sure how to reply to this, does this mean my character has to fight God or Chuck Norris?

Well, I have a character that beats them both: LEMMY from MOTORHEAD. He was in the 4th Toxic Avenger film so sod you all hahaha!

God: Lemmy IS God, case closed. Clearly the God mentioned above is an imposter and no challenge for Lemmy - a simple fart would suffice to blow him into the stratosphere.

Chuck Norris: Lemmy ties him to Filthy Phil's drumkit and places his Marshall stacks all around him at full volume as they rip into a 68 minute version of "Overkill", causing Norris to spontaneously combust.
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