When it comes to bad-asses there's only one person mighty enough to wear the king's crown of bad-assness.
Chuck Norris! His incredible power and popularity has been compared to the gods, although that would be an insult to Norris.
A lot has been said about this legend, so here's a thread to post and share any 'facts' you have about Chuck Norris. Here's a few I found online to get the ball rolling...
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
- Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty
- Chuck Norris invented water.
Have some fun and post your fact about the Norris below....