The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane. So many great quotes.
Lt. Amos: Are you calling me an asshole, asshole?
Ford Fairlane: No, I'm calling you an anus, anus.
Ford Fairlane: Excuse me, did I hear the f-word out of you? You say "f**k" again and I'll bang you right to f**k. Now get the f**k out of here.
[to his erection]
Ford Fairlane: Come on, down boy. Down Stanley. Roseanne Barr naked. Gone.
Johnny Crunch: If there are any teenage virgins listening, show up at KDRT right now with a jar of petroleum jelly, and ask to speak to Johnny Crunch.
Ford Fairlane: You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life.
Colleen Sutton: Nothing disgusts me. At the age of eleven I walked in on my father and the Shetland pony. Does that excite you?
Ford Fairlane: I don't know, I never met your father.
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