Commando:
Shopping mall security guard (trying to impress a couple of female consumers while assuming apprehending military badass John Matrix is gonna be easy.):"Wanna see me kick some ass?"
Blazing Saddles:
Reverend Johnson:"Now i don't have to tell you folks, what has happened here in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded and cattle raped. Now the time has come to act and act fast. I'm leaving."
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