The Adventures Of Ford Fairlaine:
Tourist (with his family):
“Excuse me. Can you tell us how to get to Mann’s Chinese Theatre?”
Ford Fairlaine:
“Go back to Michigan, asswipe.”
Tourist:
“No, no we’re from Wisconsin.”
Ford Fairlaine:
“Yeah and i’m from my dad’s penis, get the f*** outta here!”
Not a movie-related quote but some memorable dialogue from work i just had to share:
Fiona:
“What are you doing this weekend, Colin?”
Colin:
“Dunno, might have a ‘ham shank’.”
Fiona:
“What is that? Some sort of Hotpot?” 