Worst present I ever received, and this is absolutely true: a friend of mine had gone a bit....er...y'know...bats in the belfry. Well, anyway, he posted me the wrapper off a Heinz beans tin and scribbled on it Merry Xmas. It did make me laugh, but I knew then something not quite right was going on his head. And I joined him soon thereafter. To quote Floyd 'I've been mad for ****ing years'
But anyway, yeah, that was the worst Christmas pressie I've ever had. Not even a real pressie at that.