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Originally Posted by Frankie Teardrop If you're looking for a little something for the weekend I'm sure your collection of ritual sacrifice themed porn will do the job alongside your own little ukelele.
Despite my aristocratic bearing, my demand for a jewel encrusted stana stairlift has been refused by the cake eating scum who claim they're my landlords, but at this point I am well and truly hobbled. I made the ridiculous error of getting totally lashed last night (as you can tell from my previous post) in full knowledge of oncoming gout attack, so I only have myself to blame for full on agony today. Bit crap this is happening pre-middle age, but hey. Sorry, I know I shouldn't use this forum to whine about my minor health problems, bring back the horror. |
Gout's amazing, i had it once a few years ago.
The pain is incredible, even something such as a bed sheet gives the impression of someone sticking a flaming hot knife into your big toe.