I have decided to offer some advice to the less mentioned slasher types
Patrick Bateman - Change your ways and stop killing immediately! People will then start to notice you
Peter Bunch - The Quack Quack routine is eccentric, but you will be branded the Daffy Duck killer in the press which will leave you with a bit of a comedy legacy.....
Matt Cordell - Plastic surgery. Lose the chin. You will be harder to track down
Cropsy - See a doctor about your Cartilogenophobia. This will result in a lack of murderous urges and a much less crispy complexion!
Henry - Don't film your murders as someone is bound to put them on Youtube and you will get caught. Stop killing and you will eventually be rewarded with a part in the Walking Dead
Nikos Karamanlis - It takes guts to do what you did, but it doesn't offer much of a future. Stick to raw skinned rabbits for dinner or a nice Greek salad.
Jack Torrance - Keep out of Room 237.......
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