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Old 28th June 2009, 12:29 PM
vincenzo vincenzo is offline
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Pills, lesbian sex, a hermaphrodite called Superwoman, male masturbation, a well-dressed accountant smoking a water pipe, inflatable chairs, Martin Bormann, girls with breasts the size of mountain ranges, micro-minidresses, sex on the beach (and in cars, beds, on chairs etc), Charles Napier trying to act seriously, Strawberry Alarm Clock, a graphic decapitation, a man wearing a Tarzan thong and a woman dressed as Robin, a girl's face being blasted off and another one shot through the mouth, a young Pam Grier at a funky party, the Sandpipers crooning the theme song, a heavyweight boxer who makes Mike Tyson's behaviour seem like Mother Teresa, truly immortal dialogue ("It's my happening and it freaks me OUT!", "You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance"), one early use of the c-word, a sex star called Ashley St Ives, a song about the gentle people (most of whom are either nymphomaniacs, psychos, drug addicts, or just plain wacko), and a climax that spills more blood than some video nasties.

It can only be Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls.
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