Ze Sherman should know the korreckt ansverr, so hier it goess:
Der Wiener Schnitzler
Zis gennetikally enhanst bio-soldat iss a nice weppon as it is werry hart to resisst, becauss ze Wiener Schnitzler approshess ze targets wiz ze irresisstabel scharm off ze capital Austrien peepel and once it iss closs enaff it will start ze schnitzeling and leaf only tiny bits and pieces of ze wicktims enschurink a nice wisual mess, filmed wiz an internally installt HD Kamera - optionally enhancabel for live streemink!
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