The Silent Partner
Excellent Thriller with the unoriginal decapitated bonce in the fish tank trick! Evil Santa HO HO HO-lds up a bank only the bank teller is a greedy bastard as well & short changes the thief & takes a cut himself only to regret it. You'll be Checking your Robertsons Jam & doors!
Brimstone & Treacle
DenHolm Elliot is conned by Sting that they have met before,His message in a bottle is a rather sinister one. Joan Plowright thinks the sun shines out of his Backside even though his activities include singing crap 50's war songs & squeezing her brain damaged daughters tits at 3am. Pointless boring exercise with Stings overuse of "sir " and "mummsy" enough to drive a saint to shoot himself.
Silent Madness
with the cover of a psycho with an axe looming over a victim with an ambulance in the woods for a background I thought ...ohhh this looks a cool 80's horror.
It was not a bad film but it wasn't up to the expected standard & other than an axe used on a window that never even had any significance,this bloodless film revolves around a cock up with 2 mental Patients with the same name only back to front getting mixed up with the dangerous one getting let out over the cured one. A Female doctor searches for him for 90 boring dran out minutes which is basically an omnibus edition of shortland street.
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