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Old 30th July 2014, 02:09 PM
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From The Blues Brothers.
[Fog horn and warning bell sounds.]
Elwood Blues: You don't like it?
"Joliet" Jake Blues: No, I don't like it.
[Elwood jumps the car over an opening drawbridge.]
"Joliet" Jake Blues: Car's got a lot of pickup.
Elwood Blues: It's got a cop motor, a four hundred and forty cubic inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters, so it runs good on regular gas. What do you say? Is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
"Joliet" Jake Blues: Fix the cigarette lighter.

one of my favourite quotes from Holiday On The Buses

Stan Butler: I'm sorry you broke your foot.

Inspector 'Blakey' Blake: [suprised] Thanks.

Stan Butler: It should've been your neck!


my favourite from Carry On Abroad

Stuart Farquhar: My name is Stuart Farquhar, the representative of Wundatours.

Pepe: Stupid what?

Stuart Farquhar: STUART! STUART FARQUHAR!

Pepe: Ahh, you Mr. Farqiarse.
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