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Old 8th August 2014, 10:32 PM
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I'm intrigued that people are finding these films a little bit crap, as far as I can see only the good ones have been reviewed so far...wait until you get into the bonkers world of Christian morality tales of sex, drug and experimental turkey farming that is BLOOD FREAK or the psycho monotony of the Michael and Roberta Findlay related JANIE or better yet some of the XXX porn films Roberta directed that make THE FLESH TRILOGY look like THE GODFATHER. I'd also highly recommend Zeb Colt in SEX WISH if you like it rough and dangerous with a bizarre gay undertow to your porn or if porn is not your thing perhaps try the world's only spoon based slasher film HEADLESS EYES.

Actually HEADLESS EYES describes a good way of watching some of these films, you need to detune your aesthetic values to some kind of mental white noise then let the films wash over you to form internal images in the mind that may or may not be relevant to the film, the world or yourself.

Bugger, I just shat in my Napoleon costume.
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