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Tv Quote Seinfeld



I could spend my life quoting Seinfeld,only trouble being few people would know what i was on about,so you guys have to suffer.Its the last line the gets me.

Prisoner: Gotta get my Time magazine... Never miss my Time magazine.

Guard: Yeah, get your magazine and let's get out of here.

George lifts the last copy from the rack before the con can get it.

Prisoner: Hey, I was gonna take that!

George: Gee, I'm sorry... I got here first.

Prisoner: I don't care when you got here, I want the magazine...

George: You don't understand, there's a *blurb* about me in this magazine!

Prisoner: A *blurb*?!? *You're* a blurb! Check out the cover, idiot!

Guard: All right, let's go...

George checks out the cover shot which shows a picture of the aforementioned prisoner with the caption ``Caught!'' written below.

Prisoner: I want the magazine!

George: Umm... No.

Prisoner: You know what I would do to you, if I wasn't in these shackles...

George: But you are Blanche... You *are* in the shackles. Oh, I can't wait to read my *Time* magazine! Laaaast copy, too. Maybe I'll read it tomorrow-- in the park! It's supposed to be a beeyootiful day! Have a nice life... sentence, that is!