[PaulD]

Originally Posted by Rondadoronron

Sex and seinfeld



The Cheever Letters

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JERRY: So, we're, uh, foolin' around there.. you know, it's getting a little passionate.. (Scoots closer to George, to prevent others from hearing) and, uh, she starts



with the dirty talking.



GEORGE: (Putting his hands up) Alright, alright, hold on! (Jerry has George's full attention) Time out! Woah, woah! (Scooting in, giddy) What did she say?



JERRY: (Modest) Oh, you know, the usual..



GEORGE: No, I don't know. How do I know the usual?



JERRY: Typical things.



GEORGE: (Picking up the ketchup) What typical? Gimme typical. Gimme some typical.



JERRY: She says, uh.. (Mumbles something inaudible. George, so shocked by what he's just heard, accidentally squeezes the ketchup bottle - ketchup squirts out



and files off-screen. George reacts deeply)



GEORGE: (Breathing deeply) That's very dirty. (Jerry nods) That's absolutely filthy.



JERRY: ..And then she starts talking about her panties.



GEORGE: (Yelling out to a waitress) Gonna need some water here!



JERRY: So I said something.



GEORGE: Ok, what did you say?



JERRY: (Defensively) Now, bear in mind, I am just trying to keep up.



GEORGE: Of course.



JERRY: Okay? So, she's taking about her panties, so, uh.. So, I said, "You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?"



GEORGE: (Takes a few seconds to mull this one over. Shooting Jerry a confused look, he repeats it) "The panties your mother laid out for you"? (Jerry nods) What



does that mean?



JERRY: (Throwing up his hands) I don't know! It just popped out.



GEORGE: Well, how did she react?



JERRY: She flipped out! Just left.



GEORGE: Well, that's not offensive. (Reflects) It's abnormal, but it's not offensive.

Was talking about favourite Seinfeld moments with my friend last night and this was one I mentioned. That scene cracks me up so much and the dirty talk line is just so bizarre and hilarious. Love George's line after: "that's not offensive! It's abnormal, but it's not offensive"