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Old 22nd October 2009, 10:55 AM
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"Cannibal Terror"
http://www.beardyfreak.com/rvcanterror.php


Briefly on the infamous UK ‘Video Nasties’ list, “Cannibal Terror” was quickly removed and promptly sank without a trace, only to re-appear, fully uncut and approved by the BBFC, in 2003.
And boy, do we wish it had stayed lost!

Gore scens are just a dead pig in blue jeans being gutted.
The cannibals are perhaps the worst looking in the entire cannibal sub-genre, being nothing but drunken white dudes with tans and confused locals in bad wigs.
The pacing is leaden.
The dialogue inane
Man: “You mind your own ass”
Woman “My ass is go f*ck yourself” (!?)

The silly Spanish locations lack any atmosphere or threat.
And the film simply doesn’t play or feel at all (dubbing aside) like those Euro Trash movies we love so much.
This is more “Camp Blood” than “Zombi 2”.

Overall then a complete and utter stinker. A total waste of celluloid and one of the worst (though perhaps not quite the worst, maybe) films on the ‘Video Nasties’ list.
Trust me…Just don’t bother.
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