Forgive me Father, for I have sinned....
I love and can recite the whole of Rocky Horror Picture Show....
I believe Lucio Fulci was a hack who accidently made a couple of half decent horror films...
If a film has Nicolas Cage in it, I avoid it ...
Keanu Reeves is a real vampire...coz he sucks...
Jess Franco is more entertaining than Walerian Borowczyk ...
I've never gotten to the end of Withnail & I...
Most of Alfred Hitchcocks work is vastly over-rated...
Stanley Kubrick defo filmed Apollo 11 footage...just in case...
