I'm posting this all over social media today, because we aren't going to watch it until Monday afternoon:
"I know who you are. I know that you've seen the new Star Wars film. If you are looking for an easy way to spoil it, then be warned, I have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you don't post spoilers then this'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you do, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
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If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the ****ing car! |