The Avengers (1998) - Universally loathed, hell it doesn't even show on Google when you type in The Avengers. The stars lack of chemistry is almost embarrassing. Showgirls (1995) - Gratuitous nudity, terrible simulated sex, star Kyle MacLachlan hates it. I have a box set complete with shot glasses, playing cards and er' nipple pasties. Sucker Punch (2011) - Everyone on the forum hates it so it must be a guilty pleasure. I love it. Blonde and Blonder (2007) - Top acting talent in Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson probably just being themselves. Along Came Polly (2004) Every blokes guilty pleasure list should include at least one film by Jennifer Aniston and Ben Stiller. This one features the two of them together. Two Moon Junction (1988) - Definitely a guilty pleasure from my teens. See also Full Body Massage (1995) - Where Mimi Rogers has her breasts rubbed for 90 minutes. The Bitch (1979) - Joan Collins on overdrive. Tacky and terrible. Chocolat (2000) - Temptation and chocolate with Juliette Binoche and Johnny Depp. Actually a fine film but definitely not Cult Labs material. The book's a great read too. The Happy Hooker Goes to Hollywood (1980) - Martine Beswick plays madame Xaviera Hollander in this allegedly true life memoir. Sleazy and camp at the same time. Have you ever seen Adam West simulate a blow job?
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