[Nosferatu@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

Jesus! He doesn't believe stories on Newsthump are real does he?

Here's another story from Newsthump. ‘Bloody Olympics’ complains joyless prick

And one about a footballer's agent who is in a comatose state due to the sheer amount of onanism he enjoyed following his client's record breaking transfer fee.

Paul Pogba’s agent hospitalised after wanking himself into a coma