Too Scared to Scream (1985) 
****ing abysmal.
For starters lots of people scream so we've already gotten off on the wrong foot as I feel that I've been intentionally lied to. There is an awful musical piece over the opening montage which paves the way for what is essentially a drawn out police procedural punctuated by the odd kill, themselves almost feeling like a secondary element.
There was a weird aesthetic at play at times, which toyed with me... frustratingly it never bore fruit an I was left drowning in an ocean of low body-count ennui and off-the-cuff herpes jokes.
The bulk of my rating is for Ian McShane putting on make-up like a boss.
24/100