Petrified (2006)
An alien mummy begins a killing spree at a secluded clinic for the treatment of nymphomania.
With pure exploitation credentials like this you'd think even Charles Band could make a decent fist of it. Unfortunately he can't. The mummy kills by turning people into stone with badly pixelated computer effect lasers from it's eyes and the girls actually put clothes on to have sex. Petrified is a lame excuse for a film and it's slender 62 minute run time feels like hours.
Awful.
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