[Inspector Abberline]

Originally Posted by Susan Foreman

Regular readers will know I used to work in a cinema

We once had a 'Friday 13th' all-nighter, where we showed parts 1 - 5.

It was the good old days, when you were still permitted to smoke in the auditorium, and I spent an enjoyable evening sitting at the back, watching the films, drinking HUGE cups of cola and working my way thru a pack of 20 smokes

Anyway, it was very humid inside the place, and during the evening (part 3 to be precise) some disgusting git decided to go to the gents and redecorate it with his vomit

So, I had to man the toilets, with mop and bucket, clearing up what I hope was vomited chocolate!

Nasty nasty nasty!

Actualy I lie it was in fact a Ron Jeremy and John Holmes ...festival....