The Girl on the Train
Lots of people do acting in a rather slim plot of a film which is mind bogglingly complicated. I guessed who the killer was early on only to discover it wasn't the giant underpass dwelling centipede from Abscentia as I first thought. Recommended.
American Tiger
The wonderfully named Mitch Gaylord is framed for murder and sets to clear his name with the help of an old Chinese witch in an electric wheelchair and a ginger haired stripper. Donald Pleasence as the baddie gets to feel up a naked Chinese woman whilst his face is painted green and also turn into a pig.
Nudist Colony of the Dead
After their nudist camp is closed by Christians, the members make a suicide pact and vow to return from the grave...in the present day, the Christian's kids go to the camp for a bible retreat...if that doesn't sound shit enough already, it is a f*cking musical too.
Angel of Reckoning
Director Len Kabasonski, the king of taekwondo kicking monster flicks featuring vampires, werewolves and zombies changes pace in this vengeance driven drama...a female solider returns from active duty to take on the scum who drove her niece to suicide. Having enjoyed most of Kabasonski's dumb but fun monster films I was a bit let down by this. There is little action and and the whole thing takes itself too seriously. However I followed it up with another film by the same director....
Apocalypse Female Warriors
This is more like it, endless scenes of nudity and stilted martial arts in a post nuclear war setting which looks suspiciously like a closed school and a scrap yard. Top stuff.
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