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Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly  Ninja Terminator
High kicking madness as various ninjas fight it out to own a statue which will make them invincible in battle.
I imagine this was made after the writer and director received one too many roundhouse kicks to the head....death threats are delivered by toy robots...the main ninja has a Garfield the cat phone with rolling eyes on pick up...sword handles fire flames...sword handles fire Co2 to put out fire!
Disjointed and confusing from beginning to end, I was none the wiser as to who was a goodie or who was a baddie by the time the end titles rolled. Worth a look. |
This is why i love cult labs, basically it's an incomprehensible messed up pile of trash.
"Worth a look."
Totally in tune with my sensibilities.
Like Frankie's reviews - it's a ****ed up piece of shit, but it has a certain something.
Screw good acting and coherence as long as it's got that cult spark.
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