"We've got a pretty cool promotion running in Fopp stores next week, if you buy some of our Italian or Slasher Classics line you get a free branded tote bag.
T&C's apply etc etc. but please if you're interested get in quick as we only made 500 of each design." 
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People try to put us down
Just because we get around
Golly, Gee! it's wrong to be so guilty |