[Inspector Abberline]

Veep...

Congressman Roger Furlong - You want me to call a Japanese porn shoot, see if I can get you a real job sponging up bukkake parties? Although you might have to lie about working for Meyer.

Jonah - He's already got a job much better than sponging up jizz, right, Kent? (EXHALES)

Selina Meyer -“What are you laughing at, Jolly Green Jizz Face?”

Senator Andrew Doyle - He's a new voice for democracy in the region and would be a major victory for the Doyle Doctrine...
Selina Meyer -You have a doctrine now? What is it, "Boners are rare, don't waste them"?

Jonah: You think you've seen the end of Jonah Ryan? You haven't even seen the start of Jonah Ryan! I'm leaving here with my head held high, and my nuts hanging low on your mom's chin, Martin.