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Originally Posted by bleakshaun Showgirls |
I saw that at a cinema in Portsmouth when it was first released
I entered the building and walked up to the box office, where a female cashier was working
CASHIER: *big smile* Good afternoon
ME: Good afternoon. How are you today?
CASHIER: *big smile* I'm good, thanks. Nice and busy, just the way I like it. And it's a lovely day out there. What more could you want?
ME: Absolutely, That's always the best way to be, isn't it?
CASHIER: *big smile* It certainly is. Now, how can I help you
ME: Can I have a ticket for 'Showgirls', please?
CASHIER: *frosty stare* £3.50