Oh Christ ....Mort's in LOVE this time.

With Olive Scrimshaw ... a landlady of a pub she has banned him from twice already!! Total fricking lunacy this series is

If he's nae belting out "Love is a many
splendid
thing!" ... he's chucking himself in the canal ...to dampen his ardour.
Crazed. The audience aren't sure where to laugh either

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