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Old 14th November 2018, 07:40 PM
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Bad Taste.

Derek: im afraid i cant dont that, im a Derek, Derek's dont run.

Derek: Stick all the bits of brains in a plastic bag Barry, we'll need them for analysis.
Barry: No bloddy way mate, you can come down and do that yourself.
Derek: Alright i'll do it after lunch.

The Pink Panther Strikes Again.

Inspector Closeau: Cato where are you my little yellow friend.

Inspector Closeau to dreyfuss: You have a nasty Beump on your head.


Dog Soldiers

Wells: My guts are out Coop.
Cooper: We'll just put em back in.
Wells: They're not going to F@cking fit.
Cooper: ofcourse they'll fit man.
Wells: Cooper knock me out, HIT ME
(Cooper punches him)
Wells: I said Knock me out you f'cking pussy.
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