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What happens when you drive too fast fool around with your lady drink and drive ? You crash and melt your face off obviously.
This is the opening of Doom Asylum and from there on its a non stop ride of bad acting great kills and what feels like the full 1930s version of Sweeny Todd
The female involved in the car crash dies while the male driver is left emotionally and physically scarred for life so he hides out in an abandoned asylum hiding his grotesque deformed face from the world until a group of teens assholes invade is sanctuary and force him into action.
Doom Asylum is short sweet and too the point kills are rapid which is perfect giving that all the characters as I mentioned already are assholes and irritating as hell. Giving the low budget of the film some of the kills look great the highlight is definitely the drill kill FAAAANNNTASTIC
I had an absolute blast with Doom Asylum entertaining from start to finish my only complaint was the amount of time they spent showing Sweeny Todd such a pointless way of padding out the run time.
7/10
A disappointing boob count of 1