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Old 8th June 2019, 05:43 PM
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Cannibal terror(1980)

Two dopey crooks and their busty bimbo girlfriend kidnap the daughter of a wealthy tycoon and bugger off to the jungle to hide out, and find themselves in danger of the local natives.

Easily the worst out of all the cannibal films ever made. The acting is absolutely horrible with some of the worst dubbing i have ever heard. And with rubbish special effects consisting of a dead pig carcass when the hilarious looking cannibals are supposedly chowing down on their victims.
As for the so-called jungle, what a joke. looks like it was set in somebodys back garden with nicely cut lawns etc. with obvious stock footage of wild animals thrown in.
worst of all though is the most ridiculous looking cannibal tribe ever commited to screen. All of the chaps are white for starters, with bizarre designer wigs. and their funny camp dancing has to be seen to be believed.
awards to the busty girl though who spent her time treking through the jungle in her stilletos instead of wearing suitable footwear. what a trooper.

Absolute rubbish. and how it was ever banned is a total mystery. even today i am still surprised it is rated 18.
but still so bad its kind of good. well just about anyway. 61 out of 100.
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