As an aside from my current viewing of
Neighbours 2004, away from the Sky/Lana stuff, which is admittedly what I'm mainly obsessed with at present

, it's
so completely obvious that Svetlanka's "godson" Luka is actually Liljana's baby son who she believes was stillborn, and that that crazy bitch mother of hers is behind this deception. Which has, of course, led to Serena unknowingly currently snogging and even on the verge of sleeping with her half-brother. Eww.

Cause that's not messed up or anything.

Lana liking girls seems a lot less icky in comparison now, doesn't it Serena!?!!?