That's the problem, a lot of women these days spend their whole lives trying to
artificially enhance stuff with too much make up fake tan or whatever, or spend the rest of the time getting into fights and clogging up A & E.
Obviously the sensible clever ones are either attached or doing shit online because they are nerds.
You just can't win.
I guess this applies to males as well.
Give me a nice nerdy girl.
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MIKE: I've got it! Peter Cushing! We've got to drive a stake through his heart!
VYVYAN: Great! I'll get the car!
NEIL: I'll get a cushion.