Uncle Buck.
[Buck's beat up old car pulls up]
Bug : [sarcastic] Ever hear of a tune up? Hee hee hee hee hee.
Buck : [also sarcastic] Ah, heh heh heh. Ever hear of a ritual killing? Ah, heh heh heh heh heh!
Bug : I don't get it.
Buck : [serious tone] You gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one. Ah, heh heh heh heh!
Tia : I recommend you stay out of my personal life!
Buck : Do your parents stay out of your personal life?
Tia : They don't know my personal life.
Buck : Have they met twiddle-dink?
Tia : His name is Bug.
Buck : [chuckles] First or last?
Tia : First!
Buck : What's his last name, Spray?
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