Black Xmas (2006, Glen Morgan)
I remember having a violent reaction to the opening scene the first time I deigned to peruse it.
Getting
over that, I sat back to laugh my arse off at this monumental nonsense with all the subtlety of a house brick with a whiff of grand guignol to ice this rather slick cake.
Lawdy, what was the demon afraid of? Not even approaching the foothills of the plateau where the original sits
resplendent, this romp made my night (so far).
The plot and characterisations made me feel like I was in some kind of experiment tbh.
Plus, one cast member's cleavage kept distracting me
It literally drew the eye in.
I digress
Ahem. Will never watch it again, but for what it was ... it amused.