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Old 22nd April 2023, 07:30 PM
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Their terror at the uncle's unbidden arrival always makes me larf D.

Ahem.

Bloodsport (1988, Newt Arnold)

Cannon caper.
JCVD and Bolo Yeung?
One of their more conventionally structured films is what I came away initially.
Lots of fun here as the buff Belgian makes his way through various opponents in a film that is basically an extended version of the tournament sequence from Enter The Dragon cough.
Yes, it is sort of a biopic of this chap Frank Dux as I discovered, but that doesn't get in the way of the kicking and ting. Bolo plays the bad guy shock horror I'll get a mop etc.




Amityville In The Hood (2021, Dark Inifinity)

Word. Using that house to grow your stash ... it's bound to go well innit?
After a mate confronted me with the fact that he didn't know about all them darn Amityville sequels, what's a demon to do but ruin someone's day?
About as arsequakingly awful as you'd expect. Sub Asylum shiiiiiite.
Back to Indonesia methinks!!!
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