Quote:
Originally Posted by Nosferatu@Cult Labs  "If you don't remove those paintings from the front of your house, I'm going to arrest you under the Public Order Act for committing a breach of the peace."
"But officer, those paintings are essential to ward away evil spirits!"
"If I see an evil spirit, I'll arrest it. Cover those paintings by midday tomorrow."
"But, but, but the evil spirits…"
"Don't make me call a psychiatrist and have you sectioned under the Mental Health Act."
"Yes, officer." |
... and as the Rozzer walks away, he is possessed by an evil spirit, takes out his penis and starts to [deleted by Mods!]