[MrBarlow]

Lethal Weapon.

Roger Murtaugh : [discussing a theory] That's pretty f*cking thin.
Martin Riggs : That's very thin.
Roger Murtaugh : What the hell, thin's my middle name.
Martin Riggs : Your wife's cooking, I'm not surprised.
[fires his gun several more times]
Roger Murtaugh : What? What?
Martin Riggs : Nothin'.
Roger Murtaugh : Remarks like that will not get you invited to Christmas dinner.
Martin Riggs : My luck's changing for the better every day.


Mr. Joshua : General, Mr. Mendez is here.
McAllister : [turns around to greet Mendez] Ah, Mr. Mendez. How are you?
Mendez : Hey, I'm fine.
[motioning to Mr. Joshua]
Mendez : Where the hell did you get him? Psychos 'R Us?


Roger Murtaugh : Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?
Martin Riggs : Well, I haven't killed you yet.