Doom Asylum (1987)
Comedy horror that is neither funny nor scary about a disfigured lawyer murdering stereotypical kids in the abandoned asylum where he was once held.
A second viewing of this truly terrible film in which the killer spends his time watching Tod Slaughter films on a loop in his dingy lair, that is when he's not dipping girls heads into acid baths or sticking drills into the jaw of Sex and the City's Kristen Davis.
It's absolutely nuts and only very slightly in a good way. The best thing Doom Aslyum has going for it are some hugely impressive practical gore sequences. Added to the fact it's shot on film it makes Doom Asylum appear a far better movie, at least aesthetically, than it has any right to be.
Honestly i should get rid of this but i just know i'd only end up buying it again at some point.
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