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Originally Posted by pedromonkey  ryan reynolds kicks ass in it. |
He's the worst thing in it. Should have fired the **** the second he opened his annoying, smarmy, gob.
I was surprised I like him in "Smokin' Aces".
And the whole 'ipod' (or whatever) idea of fighting a horde of super fast vampires with music blasting in your ears...so you lose one of your vital senses...just summed up the inanity of this shitpile.
Oh that and the 'what the hell did they just do with Whistler' crap and the worst Dracula ever put on screen.
Drossville.
"Teeth"
Wonderful little horror film that delivers some great black comedy, some well executed gore and gross-out sequences and benefits big time, in the longish build-up to the main plot device of a toothy fun tunnel, from the brilliant performance by Jess Weixler as the teenage girl with a big problem.
The mixture of the comic and the serious is well handled and although you have to wait (though it's a perfectly fine 'n' dandy wait thanks to the script and the lead performance) the penis armageddon the plot idea hints at is delivered in full blooded, shaft separated, close-up and the finale is a grotesque gem of black comic cock carnage.
Predictable for sure (although thankfully this means we don't have a stupid non-sensical twist to mess the film up as the credits roll) but that does not mean "Teeth" isn't wildly entertaining and satisfying.
Highly recommended.