First act is Leatherface, juggling chainsaws. He drops one on his foot, causes a nasty gash. Crowd boos.
Second act is Bub the zombie. He shuffles to the microphone and sings "Why do birds suddenly appear" in a strained, croaky voice. Receives a mild applause from the audience, bows, and his arm falls off.
For the final act, a guy in leathers would come on stage with a porcupine in a box. He would address the audience with "I have such sights to show you..", remove the needles from the porcupine one by one and insert them into his head. He would then announce "My name is PINHEAD. I'll tear your soul apart!" before cenobites ate the host of the show. Crowd gives a standing ovation.
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